Umbra lui Tepes. La Minneapolis
J. Sharkey "Tepes" (ca in Vlad Tepes), preot al Bisericii Luciferice din Minnesota va candida pentru functia de guvernator al statului Americo-Scandinav. Motivele sale sunt multiple (patriotism, constiinta civica, placerea de a vedea infractorii trasi in teapa in fata parlamentului local, etc.). Satanismul este religia americana cu cea mai rapida crestere procentuala (2000% - 20 ori). In 1990 se gaseau in America 8.000 de satanisti declarati. In 2000 ei numarau 170.000 de membri.
My name is Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic DarkPriest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares. I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy. However, it doesn't mean that I hate all his followers. This Country was founded on religious rights and freedoms. This is guaranteed under the 1st Amendment of our great constitution. This right allows me to worship Lucifer and the Goddess Hecate, just as it allows you to worship the Goddess/God of your choice. I co-own two Covens: Kat's UnderWorld Coven and J & J's UnderWorld Coven of Minnesota, along with a Luciferian Church: The Church of the Followers of Lucifer. The members of the Covens are: Vampyres, Witches, Pagans, Wiccans, Satanists, Demons and Other Kin. I preach about unity and protecting the US Constitution, and all the beliefs our Founding Fathers fought and died for. In 1988, I turned pro as a boxer. In 1989, I decided to start wrestling professionally. Hence my "stage name" of Rocky Flash. Since the age of 13, I have been nicknamed after Stallone?s "Rocky," the fighter who never quit or gave up. My original sport's love is racing. As a child my father introduced me to racing Go-Karts, and I have been addicted to racing since. From being a former member of MADD's Public Policy Board, I am very well aware of the danger of those who DWI/DUI (Drink under the influence). As Governor I will introduce stronger laws to punish those who drive impaired by drugs and/or alcohol. These criminals will do jail time, from their very first offense. During my time as Governor, drug dealers and users will live in fear. I will introduce extremely harsh punishment for those who not only use illegal drugs, I will fight to make dealers serve life in prison, or better yet, Impalement. Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am Governor, will find out what the true meaning of my nickname The Impalerg means. Right in front of our State Capital. Then Fed's can take the terrorist's body from the impaling stake. If the US Department of Justice (DOJ) wants to charge me with brutally murdering a terrorist, they may do so. I do not see an American Jury convicting me.Pagina lui Tepes din Minnesota Ecouri in Blogosphere
posted by SAM @ 1/19/2006 11:03:00 PM
2 Comments:
If the site and the man's statements are not a joke (though we're still far from 1st of April), I think this guy is a 100% nutcase.
Sorin, unde l-ai gasit si pe asta? Patriot ca patriot, dar atinge delirul...Ma gandesc acum la Dan care se agita in comentarii precedente la ideea ca anumiti romani strica imaginea Romaniei pe undeva prin lume si noi astialalti tragem ponoasele. Mergand pe ideea aceea, avem noroc ca Tzepesh de Minnesota e doar 1/3 roman :-)
Anyway, probabil gandeste strategic (USA- country of all possibilities) si spera sa fie invitat la vreun talkshow care sa-i deschida drumul catre celebritate. Nu m-as mira.
Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, Satanic Dark Priest, protector al Constitutiei, wrestler sub numele de "Rocky Flash", pozand a politician la costum-cravat impecabil. Iata un personaj complet:)))
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